Ah, Celebrity

I’m compiling birthdays for a new findingDulcinea feature called “Happy Birthday.” I already have dibs on the “Happy Birthday Henry James” entry on April 15th. But I just don’t know how I’m going to stick to the 500-word limit. Anyway, in my findings, I discovered this.

Across the Web, poor Eric Roberts, brother of Julia, is referred to thus:

“Eric Roberts, brother of Julia, disturbing in Star 80.”

That’s how I want to be remembered. “Elizabeth Colville, granddaughter of Alex, affecting as the voice-over for Dove body lotion.”